just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
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I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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