apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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