So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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