Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
