so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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