The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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