Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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