I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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