Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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