Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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