He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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