Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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