if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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