I could have mohawked her pubes.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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