His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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