Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I hope mine doesn't look like that
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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