Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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