D3 body, D1 cock
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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