Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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