why didn't you poke me back
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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