they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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