i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
dude. I can hear the air.
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