It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Randomize
