We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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