just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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