Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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