I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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