Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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