It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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