I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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