Christians are straight up FREAKS
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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