i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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