I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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