did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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