omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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