i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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