I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just had sex on a roof
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
how does that bad decision feel?
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