how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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