do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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