Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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