If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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