I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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