That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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