are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
