I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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