2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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