how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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