i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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