If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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