so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
only you would photoshop your dick
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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