My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
