She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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