he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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