Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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