just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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