Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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