Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
what day is it and did you see me today?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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