my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
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Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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